Funny Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday! You’re not old… you’re just vintage now. 🎂😄

Another year older, but still no sign of growing up. 🎉😂

Happy Birthday! Calories don’t count today… eat the cake. 🍰😜

You’re aging like fine wine… or maybe cheese. Either way, happy birthday! 🧀🤣

Congrats! You’ve unlocked another level of adulting. 🎮🎂

Happy Birthday! Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🎉

Don’t count the candles, just enjoy the cake. 🕯️🍰😆

Another year older, another year wiser… or at least funnier. 😂🎂

Happy Birthday! Don’t worry, age is just a number… a really big one sometimes. 😜🎉

You’re officially too old to care, and too young to stop partying. 🎈🤣

Happy Birthday! May your gifts be better than your jokes. 🎁😄

Another birthday, same legend. Enjoy your day! 😎🎂

Happy Birthday! You’re not getting older… just more distinguished at being awesome.

Congrats! You’ve reached the age where your back goes out more than you do.

Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still younger than you’ll be next year.

Another year older, but definitely not wiser. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Remember, age is just a number… in your case, a really big one!

Cheers to you! May your cake be sweet and your wrinkles be invisible.

Happy Birthday! Don’t worry, aging like fine wine… mostly vinegar. 😌🍷

Another year older, still no upgrade. Happy Birthday! 🎂😎

Happy Birthday! Calories don’t count today… your age already does. 😂🎉

You’re not old, you’re just… chronologically gifted. 🎁😏

Happy Birthday! Still hot, just preheated now. 🔥🎂

Congrats on surviving another year without growing up. 🥳😜

Happy Birthday! Your candles cost more than your cake now. 🕯️😂

You’re officially too old for snap streaks, but not for cake. 🎂😆

Happy Birthday! Same chaos, new age. 💥🎉

You’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up… slowly. 🎮😏

Happy Birthday! Still cute, just needs better lighting now. 💡😂

Another birthday? Relax, it’s not a deadline… yet. 😈🎂

Happy Birthday! You’re like fine wine—getting more expensive with age.

Another year, another gray hair. Just kidding… maybe. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Don’t let anyone tell you how old you are—lie like we do on Facebook.

Congrats! You’re officially old enough to start forgetting birthdays… including your own.

Happy Birthday! Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.

Another birthday, another chance to eat cake guilt-free. Enjoy it!